welcome once more to another eidtion of the hype train podcast notes! Im kevin and I will be your guide to the world of the weird and wonderful and strange and….adjectives. Anyway, strap yourself in your hoyer lift, grab that bucket of seasoned lard, and lets get fucking going bitches. 1. prepare for more sadness this week. 2: promo 
3: Also something of note, during the events of Issue Two our heroes somehow pulled open a rift in the space time continuum bubble; thereby rupturing the inky thread which holds our world together with the future world and the past world. There is unfortunately no way of stopping this and so you may hear things from the future and past at random and also there may be giant robots or killer mutated bugs that scream “eat humans.” 4: Blood experiments are the best. 5: WELCOME TO THIS WEEKS GUEST RICK PARADISE! 
6: Ben needed that fucking pizza. 7: kevin’s rating: 6 out of 10 8: nicks rating: 10 out of 10 9: “Blockbuster, as applied to film, theatre, and sometimes also video games, denotes a very popular or successful, usually big budget production. The term began to appear in the American press in the early 1940s,[1] referring to aerial bombs capable of destroying a whole block of streets.[2] Later the term began to be used to refer to successful theater plays, hit movies, best selling novels and computer games.” it also ruined movie rental. 10: ricks rating: high 8 9 out of 10. 11: ant tony’s rating: 9 out of 10 12: 
13: Mert? is that you? 14: 
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16: The dinosaur gets out because of human stupidity; oh and building a killer dinosaur. 17: “B.D. Wong is an Asian-American actor who portrayed Dr. Henry Wu in Jurassic Park and in Jurassic World. He is best known for his role as Dr. George Huang on“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” and Father Ray Mukada on “Oz”.” 
18: “that one guy who took forever to die” 19: 
20: I guess this is chris pratt as a bully or something. I dunno he has a letterman jacket. 
21: I am the champ. I found the still. It was a Pterodactyl 
22: the Indian park owner 
23: looking at the scratches 
24: the big fish thingy 
25: I dare you to search Pongo Corporation on Google. They will hunt you down. 
26: The complete list of post Secret Wars books The Amazing Spider Man Uncanny Avengers New Avengers The Ultimates Sam Wilson Captain America Mighty Thor Scarlet Witch Ms Marvel The Illuminati Hawkeye The Vision Carnage Pregant Spiderwoman Spider Gwen Silk Spiderman 2099 Web Warriors Daredevil Drax by CM Punk Guardians of the Galaxy Howard the Duck NOVA Starlord (and it is a female Starlord) Venom Howling Commando’s Of SHIELD – sadly not what we though it was, some sort of dumb Agents of SHIELD tie in 
but these are the real howling commandos 
Agents of SHIELD Uncanny Inhumans Karnak Angela Asgard’s Assassin Extraordinary X-Men Uncanny X-Men All New X-Men Old Man Logan All New Wolverine Deadpool Iron Man Bendis Miles Morales Spiderman Captain Marvel All New Avengers A-Force Invincible Iron Man Dr. Strange The Totally Awesome Hulk phew… 27: New 52 Green Arrow 
28: 
lockjaw 29: many steves actually died making this podcast. 30: Kang 
31: Grant Morrison’s Santa 
32: all hail Alan 
33: “In German-speaking Alpine folklore, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure. According to traditional narratives around the figure, Krampus punishes children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Regions in the Austrian diaspora feature similar figures and, more widely, Krampus is one of a number of Companions of Saint Nicholas in regions of Europe. The origin of the figure is unclear; some folklorists and anthropologists have postulated a pre-Christian origin for the figure (see Germanic paganism).” and true to form, seven pictures of Krampus 
34: Stan “The Man” Lee and friend 
35: STRANGE CUT!!! TIME SPACE CONTINUUM!!!!!! THE PAST THE PAST! OH MY GOD ITS THE PAST! BAD MARVEL MOVIES 36: Rick’s List 
ff2 
the Galactus Cloud the weird thing is…….it could have been cool 
“um. are you guys counting? youre still counting so I only have like… im only half way done now shit blee blee blah bloo bloop blee bloop bleep… its a fucking cloud i cant believe its a fucking cloud shit.” 40 words 
x3 the last stand 
spiderman 3 
37: 
38: The “Cool” Peter Parker 39: “aboot” 40: Green Goblin on Snowboard 
41: I realize now Norman Osborn has cornrows 
42: funny Spiderman 3 43: Bryce Dallas Howard did in fact play Gwen Stacy in Spiderman 3. 44: Ant Tony’s List 
look at this doughy guy 
45: 
46: “Andrew Clement “Andy” Serkis[1][2] (born 20 April 1964) is an English film actor, director and author. He is best known for his performance capture roles comprising motion capture acting, animation and voice work for such computer-generated characters as: Gollum in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy (2001–2003) and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), King Kong in the eponymous 2005 film, Caesar in Rise (2011) and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014),Captain Haddock in Steven Spielberg‘s The Adventures of Tintin (2011). Upcoming motion capture roles include playing Supreme Leader Snoke in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015), and Baloo in Jungle Book: Origins (2017).” 47: Amazing Spiderman 2 Soundtrack 48: 
49: xmen origins wolverine 
50: Kevin’s list 
] daredevil 
xmen origins again 51: Blade Trinity 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bln5M-rltvs I was right “Timely Comics, initially Timely Publications, was the earliest comic book arm of American publisher Martin Goodman, and the entity that would evolve by the 1960s to become Marvel Comics.[1][2] During this era, called the Golden Age of comic books, “Timely” was the umbrella name for the comics division of pulp magazine publisher Goodman, whose business strategy involved having a multitude of corporate entities all producing the same product.[1] The company was founded in 1939 as Timely Publications,[3][4] based at his existing company in theMcGraw-Hill Building at 330 West 42nd Street in New York City. In 1942, it moved to the 14th floor of the Empire State Building, where it remained until 1951.[5]“ ” Oh, God! You Devil (1984) is a comedy starring George Burns, Ted Wass, Ron Silver and Roxanne Hart.[1] Directed by Paul Bogart and produced by Robert M. Sherman.[1] The screenplay is by Andrew Bergman.[1] Oh, God! You Devil is the third and final installment in the Oh, God! series, based on the novel of the same title by Avery Corman.[1] George Burns received a Saturn Award nomination for Best Actor for his performance.” 52: Nicks list 
punisher 
number one is IRON MAN 2 (but then nick retcons it later) 
53: “Sam Rockwell (born November 5, 1968) is an American actor known for his leading roles in Lawn Dogs (1997),Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002), Matchstick Men (2003), The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Choke(2008), Moon (2009) and Seven Psychopaths (2012), as well as for his supporting roles in The Green Mile (1999), Galaxy Quest (1999), The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007), Frost/Nixon (2008), Conviction(2010), Iron Man 2 (2010), Cowboys & Aliens (2011) and The Way, Way Back (2013).” 54: Bolivar Trask, the creator of the Sentinels “Bolivar Trask is a fictional supervillain appearing in publications by Marvel Comics. He is a military scientist whose company Trask Industries is well known as the creator of the Sentinels. He is also the father of Larry Trask.” 55: 
56: nicks number two or number one or something 
elektra 
57: marvels super funk 
58: CAPTAIN MARVEL 
carol danvers cap – “Carol Danvers is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writerRoy Thomas and designed by artist Gene Colan, Major Carol Danvers first appeared as a member of the United States Air Force in Marvel Super-Heroes #13 (March 1968) and debuted as the first incarnation of Ms. Marvel in Ms. Marvel #1 (January 1977) after a fusion of alien Kree and human genes gives her superhuman powers, which occurred in Captain Marvel #18 (November 1969).” 
the original Mar Vell “Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell) is a fictional superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by writer–editor Stan Lee and designed by artist Gene Colan and first appeared in Marvel Super-Heroes #12 (December 1967). The character debuted during the Silver Age of comic books and has made many appearances since then, including a self-titled series and the second volume of the Marvel Spotlight series. Captain Marvel has also been associated with Marvel merchandise including clothing, video games, toys, and trading cards.” 59: AMERIKREE IS SOLE PROPRIETARY OF HYPE TRAIN AND PONGO CORP. 60: “Gerard F. “Gerry” Conway (born September 10, 1952)[2] is an American writer of comic books and television shows. He is known for co-creating the Marvel Comics‘ vigilante the Punisher and scripting the death of the character Gwen Stacyduring his long run on The Amazing Spider-Man. At DC Comics, he is known for co-creating the superhero Firestorm and others, and for writing the Justice League of America for eight years. Conway is also notable for scripting the first major, modern-day intercompany crossover, Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man.Z” 61: “Roy William Thomas, Jr.[1] (born November 22, 1940[2]) is an American comic book writer and editor, who was Stan Lee‘s first successor as editor-in-chief of Marvel Comics. He is possibly best known for introducing the pulp magazine heroConan the Barbarian to American comics, with a series that added to the storyline of Robert E. Howard‘s character and helped launch a sword and sorcery trend in comics. Thomas is also known for his championing of Golden Age comic-book heroes – particularly the 1940s superhero team the Justice Society of America – and for lengthy writing stints on Marvel’sX-Men and Avengers, and DC Comics‘ All-Star Squadron, among other titles. Thomas was inducted into the Will Eisner Comic Book Hall of Fame in 2011.” 62: The Vis 
63: this is the panel I am speaking on from Ms Marvel 
64: kevin: “no, no.” 65: sometimes when I do the notes I get adhd 
66: Ant Tony: “I love Black Widow!” 67: I mean look at this 
68: Ant Tony’s fears: the future; clouds. 
69: Kamala Khan as Ms Marvel 
70: I love how fat cheeseburger peter parker from Earth X was in spider verse 
71: ms marvel graffiti 
72: “hes white and sick!” 73: “Image Comics is an American comic book publisher. It was founded in 1992 by high-profile illustrators as a venue where creators could publish their material without giving up the copyrights to the characters they created, as creator-ownedproperties. It was immediately successful, and remains one of the largest comic book publishers in North America. Its output was originally dominated by work from the studios of the Image partners, but later included work by numerous independent creators. Its best-known series include Spawn, The Crow, Savage Dragon, Witchblade, The Darkness,Invincible, The Walking Dead, Saga, Chew, Outcast and Haunt.” 74: “Age of Ultron (abbreviated AU) is a 10-issue limited series comic book crossover storyline published by Marvel Comics that involved the return of Ultron and his conquest of the Earth. The event was published between March and June 2013 and featured a storyline by Brian Michael Bendis. ArtistBryan Hitch provided the art for issues one through five, and Brandon Peterson for issues six through nine. Other artists who contributed to the series include Carlos Pacheco and Joe Quesada, the latter of whom drew part of the final issue.[1] Marvel stated that all art for the series was completed before it was solicited, ensuring deadlines were met and that there were no more than thirteen tie-ins to the four-month event.[2] This story takes place on two different Earths: The alternate Earth where Ultron annihilated humanity is referred to as Earth-61112 and the alternate reality where Morgan le Fay took over half the world is referred to as Earth-26111.” 75: “Brian Michael Bendis (born August 18, 1967)[1] is an American comic book writer and former artist. He has won critical acclaim, including five Eisner Awards for both his creator-owned work and his work on various Marvel Comics books.[2] Starting out with crime and noir comics, Bendis eventually moved to mainstream superhero work. With Bill Jemas andMark Millar, Bendis was the primary architect of the Ultimate Marvel Universe, launching Ultimate Spider-Man in 2000, on which he continues as writer to the present day. He relaunched the Avengers franchise with New Avengers in 2004, and has also written the Marvel “event” storylines “Secret War” (2004), “House of M” (2005), “Secret Invasion” (2008), “Siege” (2010) and “Age of Ultron” (2013).” 
76: did anyone notice my “couple beers, no beers” shoutout? chili guy 
77: king shark 
78: dick and damian 
79: “Batman: Arkham Knight is a 2015 action-adventure video game developed by Rocksteady Studios and published byWarner Bros. Interactive Entertainment for the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One video game consoles, and Microsoft Windows. Based on the DC Comics superhero Batman, it is the successor to Warner Bros. Games Montréal‘s 2013 video gameBatman: Arkham Origins, and the fourth main installment in the Batman: Arkham series. Arkham Knight was released worldwide on June 23, 2015.” check out this sick easter egg 80: Red Mass for Mars 
81: council of Reed 
82: the lumies
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thats it for this episode. thanks to our lovely guest rick paradise and the other two hypetrain captains. keep watching the ground because thats where the mole people are. see you on in internette. – kevin
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