oh god
oh sweet merciful god
fuck this goddamn movie. this weeks notes are going to be short. mostly….
fuck this fucking movie.
here we go.
- fuck this fucking movie
2. 
3. Thony could have had a gun. But hes unamerican. he didnt.
4. 
5. Maze Runner: the sub title thats cool
6. The Man From UNCLE
based on: “The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is an American television series broadcast on NBC from September 22, 1964, to January 15, 1968. It follows secret agents, played by Robert Vaughn and David McCallum, who work for a secret international counter espionage and law-enforcement agency called U.N.C.L.E. Originally, co-creator Sam Rolfe wanted to leave the meaning of U.N.C.L.E. ambiguous so it could refer to either “Uncle Sam” or the United Nations.[1] Concerns by the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer legal department about using “U.N.” for commercial purposes resulted in the producers’ clarification that U.N.C.L.E. was an acronym for the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement.[2] Each episode had an “acknowledgement” to the U.N.C.L.E. on the end titles.”
6. “Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse.[1][2] There are cultural and religious traditions which place special value and significance on this state, especially in the case of unmarried females, associated with notions of personal purity, honor and worth.”
7. “The Aristocrats” (also called “The Debonaires” or “The Sophisticates” in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Over time it has evolved from a clichéd staple of vaudevillian humor into a postmodern anti-joke. Steven Wright has likened it to asecret handshake among comedians, and it is seen as something of a game in which those who tell it try this to top each other in terms of shock value. It is thought of as a badge of honor among expert comedians and is notoriously hard to perform successfully. It is rarely told the same way twice, often improvised.[citation needed]
The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars’ Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001.”
8. check out the awesome doc on it: “https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(film)”
9. Tim Heidecker
“Timothy Richard “Tim” Heidecker (born February 3, 1976) is an American comedian, writer, director, actor and musician. He is one half of the comedy team of Tim & Eric, along with Eric Wareheim. Heidecker and Wareheim are noted for creating the television shows Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories.”
10. Dan Castellaneta
“Daniel Louis “Dan” Castellaneta (born October 29, 1957) is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham “Grampa” Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman.”
11. fuck this movie
this isnt from this movie but it would be better. fuck this movie.
12. Carey as Ben Grimm (left)
13. “Portishead are an English band formed in 1991 in Bristol. They are named after the nearby town of the same name, eight miles west of Bristol.[3] Portishead consists of Geoff Barrow, Beth Gibbons, and Adrian Utley, while sometimes citing a fourth member, Dave McDonald, an engineer on their first records.”
14. Reed and Ben
15. what I think about this movie.
fuck this movie.
16. 
(scene not in movie)
17. the chimp
18. penultiamte Fraiser reference
19. the first movies had a drinking scene too
20. Sue just fucking sucked. fuck this movie.
Fantastic Four – Rise of the Silver Surfer TM and © 2007 Twentieth Century Fox. All rights reserved. Not for sale or distribution gay gay gay gay gay gay 20 century fox is stupid and dumb and eats poop.
21. Location One: Planet Zerb
Location Two: the other place
more the other place
(oh yeah that one guy is Mike Jordan and the other is “Doom.” fuck this movie.)
22. fuck this movie.
23. fuck this fucking movie.
24. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
25. Reed as Jesus penis
26. “Timothy “Tim” Blake Nelson (born May 11, 1964) is an American actor, writer and director. Nelson was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the son of Ruth (Kaiser) Nelson,[2][3] who is a noted social activist and philanthropist in Tulsa, and Don Nelson, a geologist/wildcatter.[4][5] Nelson is Jewish.[6] His maternal grandparents, who were from Germany, escaped the Nazis shortly before World War II, fleeing to Britain in 1938 and emigrating to the United States in 1941.[7][8][9] His father’s family were Russian Jewish immigrants.[10][11] Nelson attended the Oklahoma Summer Arts Institute at Quartz Mountain Resort Arts and Conference Center in Lone Wolf, Oklahoma.[12] He is a 1982 graduate ofHolland Hall School in Tulsa,[2] and a graduate of Brown University, where he was a Classics major as well as Senior Orator for his class of 1986. Additionally, Nelson won the Workman/Driskoll award for excellence in Classical Studies.[13][14] He graduated from Juilliard in 1990.[15]“
27. Reed’s straps and buckles
28. check this: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fantastic_four_2015/
“Critics Consensus: Dull and downbeat, this Fantastic Four proves a woefully misguided attempt to translate a classic comic series without the humor, joy, or colorful thrills that made it great.”
29. Human Torch
30. Sue
31. fuck this movie too
32. at this point they’d be the fantastic three.
33. fuck. fuck. fuck.
34. “hey whos who?”
“oh who fucking cares.”
35. fuck.
36.
37. “Another major clue for me that this movie was doomed was its running time of 100 minutes. Why? Because when you have a film like this – a reboot, where it has to introduce various new characters, set them up and a new premise/universe, the movie isn’t going to be an hour and a half long. It’s going to be two hours. Those extra twenty- thirty minutes can make a difference. For the record, the first two Fantastic Four movies had around the same running time. The original film was only six minutes longer. But that movie wasn’t the best one, either.”
38. none of these are in the movie
39. “Harvey Elder: You’re counting on these guys? A guy who can stretch, a girl I can’t see, a human torch…
[looks at Ben]
Harvey Elder: I don’t even know what he is.”
40. DOOM FUCKING SUCKS. FUCK THIS MOVIE.
fuck all movies now. fuck this movie.
41. this is the fucking guy who played doom
“Tobias Alistair Patrick Kebbell was born in 1982 in Pontefract, Yorkshire, to Michelle (Mathers), a landscape gardener and cook, and Robert Kebbell, an engineer. He moved to Nottinghamshire, where he grew up. His ancestry includes Irish, English, and Scottish.”
fuck this movie.
42. Victor Domashev. fuck this movie.
43. Johnny Storm: I need a heat-resistant workshop, and a big-ass sunroof!
44.
Ben Grimm: Don’t let any of these labcoats give you any crap, alright?
Reed Richards: Well, if they do I know who to call. The muscle.
fuck this movie.
45. Tim Blake Nelson was the Harvey Elder character….apparently.
46. apparently there is a character called: “Quarterback Speech School Kid”
47. Nick doesnt know how trailers work.
48. “the Phantom Menace was better than this.” – Kevin Hardin
49. fuck this movie.
50. I dont know how much longer I can do these notes. fuck this movie.
51. I was wrong hes from England.
fuck this movie.
fuck this movie.
fuck this movie.
52. Doom in real life
“Doctor Doom is a polymath and scientific genius. Throughout most of his publication history, he has been depicted as one of the most intelligent humans in the Marvel Universe. This is shown on many occasions, most famously by actually curing Ben Grimm of his Thing form, which Reed Richards has never repeated.[81] On the other hand, Reed Richards managed to process all the computer calculations necessary to save the life of a disintegrating Kitty Pryde by himself, which is a feat that Doctor Doom at the time professed to be unable to do.[82]
Doctor Doom also possesses originally minor mystical capabilities due to teachings from Tibetan monks, but later increased them to a considerable extent due to tutoring from his lover Morgan Le Fay. He is capable of energy projection, creating protective shields, and summoning hordes of demonic creatures.[83] Even at a time his abilities were consistently referred to as minor, with assistance from his technology and by tag-teaming with Doctor Strange, Doctor Doom managed to come second in a magic tournament held by the ancient sorcerer the Aged Genghis.[84]
Doctor Doom has also used his scientific talents to steal or replicate the power of other beings such as the Silver Surfer, or in one case the entity Galactus‘ world-ship.[85]“
53. fuck this movie
54. maybe it was all a doombot
“Doctor Doom is known for the frequent plot device wherein it is revealed that his actions were actually those of a “Doombot“, one of Doctor Doom’s many robot doubles, either working on his behalf or as a result of rogue artificial intelligence.”
55. DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
56. “The Negative Zone is a fictional setting, an antimatter universe depicted in publications from Marvel Comics, most frequently in Fantastic Four and Captain Marvel. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, it first appeared in Fantastic Four #51 (June 1966).”
57. did that help?
fuck this movie. 9% on Rotten Tomatoes.
58. hahahahahahahaha
59. Im having so much trouble getting through these notes. this episode is awesome tho.
fuck this movie.
60. this is the thing anthony was taking about….or at least what I could find and fuck this movie.
Ioan Gruffudd (Reed Richards) and Michael Chiklis (Ben Grimm) have some arguments about procedures. fuck this movie too. fuck fuck fuck fuck.
| Sue Storm/The Invisible Woman: | I gotta say, it’s fun having you here. |
| Reed Richards: | Really? |
| Sue Storm/The Invisible Woman: | No. |
nope. nope, nope, nope.
61. FIVE FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE IN THE THEATER!
62. fuck america.
fuck this movie.
63. How the FF would actually react to their powers
64. tweeters
65. “Casablanca is a 1942 American romantic drama film directed by Michael Curtiz and based on Murray Burnett and Joan Alison‘s unproduced stage play Everybody Comes to Rick’s. The film stars Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Henreid; it also features Claude Rains, Conrad Veidt, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, and Dooley Wilson. Set duringWorld War II, it focuses on an American expatriate who must choose between his love for a woman and helping herCzech Resistance leader husband escape the Vichy-controlled Moroccan city of Casablanca to continue his fight against the Nazis.”
66. my heroes
http://www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-this-get-made/
67. final thought: fuck this movie
68. Doom looks like Destro
if Destro was more annoying
69. Nicks Rating: 1 out of 10
70. Kevins Rating: 0 out of 10
71: Anthonys rating: 1 out of 10
72: fuck this movie.
fuck.
send us cocks.
cocks cocks cocks.
fuck this movie.
73. dooooooooiiiiii
so he cut out a seg we did about what you reading and I just wanted to get this out there (if you got down here.)
check out the podcast You Must Remember This. its cool and its about old hollywood and right now their doing a special called Manson’s Hollywood about Charles Manson and all the people in the scene around him. its super awesome and haunting and yeah….its cool check it out.
dont see this movie. fuck this movie.
see you on internette.
-kevin
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