Issue 4- Death By Jazz Hands: A Look at the Alien Franchise.

they’re gone

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and we’re back

the incredibly posh people who still unaccountably make podcasts.

this one is an oldie, we recorded it a couple months ago. Its about my favorite sci fi franchise Alien.

enjoy!

  1. Space Garbage  – Planetes (プラネテス Puranetesu?, Ancient Greek: πλανήτες “Planets”, which literally means, by Ancient Greek translation, “Wanderers”[1]) is a Japanese hard science fiction manga written and illustrated by Makoto Yukimura. It was adapted into a 26-episode anime television series by Sunrise, which was broadcast on NHK from October 2003 through April 2004. The story revolves around the crew of the debris collection craft, Toy Box, in the year 2075.

2. Daniel ThomasDanO’Bannon (September 30, 1946 – December 17, 2009) was an American motion-picturescreenwriter, director and occasional actor, usually in the science fiction and horror genres.[1]

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3. Dark Star is a 1974 American comic science fiction film directed, co-written, produced and scored by John Carpenter, and co-written by, edited by and starring Dan O’Bannon.[1] 

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5. the crew

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6. the Aliens crew

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7. the nostromo

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8. that seen

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YES I FOUND IT

DEATH BY JAZZ HANDS

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9. HR Giger

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Aragorn

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12. the Skerrit didnt want to do the movie

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Im just gonna leave this Corman here

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13.

theres some good ones on this list

http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/mindhole-blowers-20-facts-about-alien-that-may-leave-you-rethinking-that-space-shuttle-ticket.php

14. Blade Runner is my favorite movie

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I mean come on

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come on

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JAZZ HANDS.

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17. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins – if youve never seen this just fucking pause and watch.

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21. What is Ash drinking in that scene?

Ridley Scott: This is one of the humorous touches in the film. At the end of the previous scene, you’ve seen it drink milk, or some liquid with which it feeds its circuits. The drop that appears on its forehead is an alarm signal, a way of warning the audience that something is going wrong …. and I always thought that it was interesting that er, do humanoids have sexual urges, what would be nice is that this is the closest he gets to sexual relationhsips (smirk)

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Would you go back for the cat?

Harry Dean Stanton did.

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25. JONES

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the awesome pulse rifle

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28. THEY CUT THE POWER?!?!?!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96Ij-MLilE

http://www.chud.com/community/t/57182/so-how-did-the-aliens-cut-the-power

29. The Reiz

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30. “just like Paul Reiser in real life”

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John Howard Carpenter (born January 16, 1948) is an American film director, screenwriter, producer, editor and composer. Although Carpenter has worked in numerous film genres, he is most commonly associated with horror and science fiction films from the 1970s and 1980s.[1]

Most films in Carpenter’s career were commercial failures, with the notable exceptions of Halloween (1978), Escape from New York (1981) and Starman (1984). However, many of Carpenter’s films from the 1970s and the 1980s, such as Dark Star (1974), Assault on Precinct 13 (1976), The Fog (1980), The Thing (1982), Christine (1983), Big Trouble in Little China(1986), Prince of Darkness (1987) and They Live (1988), have come to be viewed as cult classics, and Carpenter has been acknowledged as an influential filmmaker.

32. the lovely Lance

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34. the Pax

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hudson

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I never realized that the other punk from Terminator was that stupid looking vampire from season one of Buffy.

the more you know.

35.

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36. lady badass

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37. trapped in the closet

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38.

PAUL-REISER

39. colonial marines sucks

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Chekhov’s gun is a dramatic principle that requires every element in a narrative to be irreplaceable, with anything else removed.[1][2][3]

Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it’s not going to be fired, it shouldn’t be hanging there.

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Stanley “Stan” Winston[1] (April 7, 1946 – June 15, 2008) was an American television and film special make-up effectscreator. He was best known for his work in the Terminator series, the first three Jurassic Park films, Aliens, the first twoPredator films, Iron Man and Edward Scissorhands.[2][3][4] He won four Academy Awards for his work.

Winston, a frequent collaborator with director James Cameron, owned several effects studios, including Stan Winston Digital. The established areas of expertise for Winston were in makeup, puppets and practical effects, but he had recently expanded his studio to encompass digital effects as well.

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Prometheus (/prəˈmθɪəs/ pro-mee-thee-uhs) is a 2012 science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott, written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof, and starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green, and Charlize Theron. It is set in the late 21st century and centers on the crew of the spaceship Prometheus as it follows a star map discovered among the artifacts of several ancient Earth cultures. Seeking the origins of humanity, the crew arrives on a distant world and discovers a threat that could cause the extinction of the human race.

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Michael Fassbender (born 2 April 1977)[2] is a GermanIrish actor of stage and screen whose oeuvre includes roles in both independent and blockbuster films. His feature film debut was in the fantasy war epic 300 (2006) as a Spartanwarrior; his earlier roles included various stage productions, as well as starring roles on television such as in the HBOminiseries Band of Brothers (2001) and the Sky One fantasy drama Hex (2004–05). He first came to prominence for hisbiographical role as IRA activist Bobby Sands in the historical drama Hunger (2008), for which he won a British Independent Film Award for Best Actor. Subsequent roles included the independent film Fish Tank (2009), earning his second BIFA nomination; as a Royal Marines lieutenant in the Quentin Tarantino war film Inglourious Basterds (2009); asEdward Rochester in the 2011 film adaptation of Jane Eyre; as psychiatry innovator Carl Jung in historical drama A Dangerous Method (2011); as a sentient android in the Ridley Scott science fiction film Prometheus (2012); and in themusical dramedy Frank (2014) as the title character, an eccentric musician loosely inspired by Frank Sidebottom.

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“those little bastards with their training wheel bikes”

“Colonel gram”

“like Jurassic Park velocaraptors”

“like a wrestler coming down the ramp, like soaked all the time.”

“it smells like breakfast?”

“is now in a web of UGHHHHAHHH”

“wasnt that Ricky?”

“I thought she’d be like, 10 oclock! Predator!”

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“they just nuked the town”

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William James Remar (born December 31, 1953), known professionally as James Remar, is an American actor and voice actor. He played the on-off tycoon boyfriend of Kim Cattrall‘s character in Sex and the City, Ajax in The Warriors,[1]homicidal maniac Albert Ganz in the 1982 thriller 48 Hrs., gangster Dutch Schultz in The Cotton Club, Lord Raiden inMortal Kombat: Annihilation, Giuseppe Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries, Jack Duff in Miracle on 34th Street and Harry Morgan in Dexter. Since 2009, he has done voiceover work in ads for Lexus luxury cars.

he was also Raiden in MK: Annihilation

48. this is just awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF44YvDVP8Y

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David Andrew Leo Fincher[1][2] (born August 28, 1962) is an American film director, film producer, television director, television producer, and music video director. He was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Director for the romantic fantasy drama The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) and the drama The Social Network (2010). For the latter, he won the Golden Globe Award for Best Director and the BAFTA Award for Best Direction.

He is also known for having directed the psychological thrillers Seven (1995), Fight Club (1999), the mystery thrillersZodiac (2007) and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) and Gone Girl (2014), as well as being pivotal in the creation of the critically acclaimed U.S. television series House of Cards.

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Jean-Pierre Jeunet (French: [ʒɑ̃ pjɛʁ ʒœnɛ]; born 3 September 1953) is a French film director and screenwriter[1][2][3]known for the films Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, Alien: Resurrection and Amélie.

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Japan (Listeni/əˈpæn/; Japanese: 日本 Nippon [nip̚põ̞ɴ] or Nihon [nihõ̞ɴ]; formally 日本国 About this sound Nippon-koku or Nihon-koku, “State of Japan”) is an island country in East Asia. Located in the Pacific Ocean, it lies to the east of the Sea of Japan, the East China Sea, China, North Korea, South Korea and Russia, stretching from the Sea of Okhotsk in the north to the East China Sea and Taiwan in the south. The kanji that make up Japan’s name mean “sun origin”, and Japan is often called the “Land of the Rising Sun”.

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Metroid (Japanese: メトロイド Hepburn: Metoroido?) is a series of science fiction action-adventure video games byNintendo. It chronicles the missions of space-faring bounty hunter Samus Aran, who protects the galaxy from the depredations of the Space Pirates and their attempts to harness the power of the eponymous Metroids.[1] Metroidcombines the platforming of Super Mario Bros. and the exploration aspect of The Legend of Zelda with a decidedly darker atmosphere and a greater emphasis on nonlinear gameplay.

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55. Abraham “Abe” Sapien is a fictional character introduced in the comic book series Hellboy, created by Mike Mignola. He takes his name from “Icthyo sapiens“, the fanciful species designation chosen for him by his colleagues in the 19th-century Oannes Club, and from Abraham Lincoln, on whose assassination date the Oannes Club abandoned Abe’s body, leaving only a cryptic note as explanation, in a suspended animation tank beneath a Washington D.C. hospital. He is occasionally referred to as a fishman, or merman.

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57.

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Gravity Falls and Rick and Morty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821TmxO95iE

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okay thats it for this week! new short coming soon!

see you ins internette

  • kevin

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