E3 Express: The Comprehensive Listening Guide
Hello fellow Hype Train riders! E3 is here! Its Christmas time for the gaming world and we have some amazing announcements for future games and systems! So heres the listening guide with all the shit we couldnt fit, enjoy! – kevin
1: Zelda Wii U still no release date.
2: All the awesome stuff in fallout 4 is shown here in this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzV1GlDDlv8
3: The Shiskebab is an amazing weapon capable of burn cutting enimeies with a vengence: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Shishkebab_(Fallout_3)
4: Remakes suck: FF7 is overrated. Thats just my opinion.
5: No Mans Sky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZRAvh8TeVQ
6: Nintendo: YA BLEW IT!
7: except this: “Super Mario Maker (スーパーマリオメーカー Sūpā Mario Mēkā?) is an upcoming side-scroller game creation game developed and published by Nintendo for the Wii Uvideo game console, scheduled for a worldwide release on September 11, 2015. The game is based upon a level editor, in which users can create and play their ownSuper Mario levels.”
8: Metroid Prime: Federation Force http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-06-18-over-12-000-sign-petition-to-cancel-metroid-prime-federation-force
9: “Some fans believe Valve has scrapped the episodic model and is now working on a full sequel entitled Half-Life 3, but Valve employees have consistently refused to comment on the status or nature of the next Half-Life game, much to the displeasure of their fanbase.[2][3] Despite general satisfaction with the games Valve has made since Episode Two, the next Half-Life game continues to be their most anticipated title, and since the long-awaited release of Duke Nukem Forever in 2011, it has become gaming’s most infamous case of continuing vaporware.”
10: wood wife.
11: “Pinocchio (/pɪˈnoʊkioʊ/;[1] Italian: [piˈnɔkkjo]) is a fictional character and the protagonist of the children’s novel The Adventures of Pinocchio(1883), by the Italian writerCarlo Collodi. Carved by a woodcarver named Geppetto in a small Italian village, he was created as a wooden puppet but dreamed of becoming a real boy. He has also been used as a character who is prone to telling lies and fabricating stories for various reasons.[2] The story has appeared in many adaptations in other media. Pinocchio has been called an icon of modern culture and one of the most re-imagined characters in the pantheon of children’s literature.[3]“
12: I have a flawless Italian accent.
13: Louie rules: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/22/louis-ck-fathers-day_n_7639324.html
14: Fallout 4 critical hit reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/3an0vw/
15: Killing everything in Fallout 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgnQI9pWvw4
16: 
CANNOT FAST TRAVEL!
17: “The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is an action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworksand the Take-Two Interactive subsidiary 2K Games. It is the fourth installment in The Elder Scrolls action fantasy video game series, following The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and precedingThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Oblivion was first released in March 2006 for Microsoft Windows and Xbox 360.”
18: Fallout 3 Android Quest: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/The_Replicated_Man
19: The giant robot is named Liberty Prime.
20: “The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind is an open world fantasy action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios, and published by Bethesda Softworksand Ubisoft. It is the third installment in The Elder Scrolls series of games, following The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall, and preceding The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It was released in North America in 2002 for Microsoft Windows and the Xbox.” It is also the best and my most favorite game of all time.
21: “Fortnite is an upcoming game from Epic Games. It is centred on a scavenge by day and fight by night scenario. It will be the first game from Epic to utilize Epic’s Unreal Engine 4 and is currently set for release in 2015.[4]“
22: Minecraft is also the shit.
23: yeah we’re talking fallout again. 
24: 
25: Nick Masone is a doctor of rant.
26: “The Last Guardian,[2] known in Japan as Hitokui no Ōwashi Trico (人喰いの大鷲トリコ Hitokui no Ōwashi Toriko?, literally “Trico, the man-eating eagle”) and previously referred to by the working title Project Trico, is an upcoming video game developed by Team Ico and distributed by Sony Computer Entertainment. The title is being designed and directed by Fumito Ueda, and is expected to share stylistic, thematic, and gameplay elements with his previous titles, Ico and Shadow of the Colossus, though it is unknown whether it will be directly related to either.”
27: as far as Last Guardian: “The game has been in development since 2007.”
28: Black and White is also a sick game: “Black & White is a 2001 video game developed by Lionhead Studios and published by Electronic Arts andFeral Interactive for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS. A god game, it includes elements of artificial life, strategy, and fighting games. The player acts as a god and takes control over villages across several islands. Black & Whitefeatures a unique gameplay element, a creature that the player can raise and teach. The game was highly anticipated and overall well received. It was followed by an expansion, Black & White: Creature Isle, and a sequel, Black & White 2.”
29: Nintendo: YA BLEW IT PT2!
30: Mario Party 37
31: “Downloadable content (DLC) is additional content created for a released video game. It is distributed through the Internet by the game’s official publisher or other third party content producers. Downloadable content can be of several types, ranging from aesthetic outfit changes to a new, extensive storyline, similar to an expansion pack. As such, DLC may add new game modes, objects, levels, challenges or other features to a complete and already released game.” and its dumb.
32: “Mother (Japanese: マザー?, MOTHER) (released outside Japan as EarthBound Beginnings) is a 1989 Japanese role-playing video game developed by Ape and published by Nintendo for the Famicom (Nintendo Entertainment System). The game is modeled on the gameplay of the Dragon Questseries, but is set in the late 20th century United States, unlike its fantasy genre contemporaries. Mother follows the young Ninten as he uses his great-grandfather’s psychic powers to fight hostile, formerly inanimate objects and other enemies. The game uses random encounters to enter a menu-based, first-person perspective battle system. It is the first game in the Motherseries and was followed by two sequels, EarthBound in 1994 and Mother 3 in 2006.”
33: http://starwars.ea.com/starwars/battlefront
34: “Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi was a fighting game released for PlayStation in October 1997.”
35: DOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
36: “Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, also known as Super Empire Strikes Back, is a 1993 run and gun game for the Super Nintendo. It is the second game in the Super Star Wars trilogy and is based on the 1980 film The Empire Strikes Back. It was released in Japan by Victor Interactive Software as Super Star Wars: Teikoku no Gyakushuu. The original Super Nintendo title was released on 1993. The game was followed by a sequel based on the next film in the Star Wars series, Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back was re-released on theVirtual Console in North America on August 24, 2009[2] and in the PAL regions on October 2, 2009, alongside the other games in the Super Star Warsseries.”
37: “Rare is a British video game developer located in Twycross, Leicestershire. The company was established in 1985 by ‘Ultimate Play the Game‘ founders Tim and Chris Stamper. During its early years, Rare primarily concentrated on Nintendo Entertainment System games, creating successful titles such as Wizards & Warriors, Battletoads, and R.C. Pro-Am. In 1994, Rare became a second-party developer for Nintendo and achieved international recognition with critically acclaimed games such as Donkey Kong Country, GoldenEye 007, Banjo-Kazooie, Perfect Dark, and Conker’s Bad Fur Day, among others.”
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39: HoloLens: http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/22/hololens-field-of-view-not-likely-to-improve
40: “The Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test (G.O.A.T.) is a Vault-Tec occupational assessment test that every resident of Vault 101 is required to take at the age of 16. During the tutorial quest Future Imperfect, theG.O.A.T. serves to mark the player character‘s tagged skills.”
41: http://kotaku.com/ryu-is-good-at-smash-bros-glitches-1713004273
42: HORSE THE BAND! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA
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44: http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2006/03/03/brokebat-mountain-batman-is-gay-says-george-clooney/
45: “Batman: Arkham Knight is an action-adventure video game developed by Rocksteady Studios and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment for thePlayStation 4 and Xbox One video game consoles, and Microsoft Windows. Based on the DC Comics superhero Batman, it is the successor to Warner Bros. Games Montréal‘s 2013 video game Batman: Arkham Origins, and the fourth main installment in the Batman: Arkhamseries. Arkham Knight was released worldwide on June 23, 2015.”
46: AC3 is also good for glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHeTBbXSis
47: Tara Strong
48: I snort when I laugh really hard.
49: I was so on the right track on dat Tommy Pickles shit……except she was Dil.
50: “Tress MacNeille (born June 20, 1951) is an American voice actress and former disc jockey best known for providing various voices on theanimated series The Simpsons, Futurama, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Disney’s House of Mouse, Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers, Rugrats, and Dave the Barbarian.”
51: Elizabeth Daily, the voice of Tommy
well thats it for the express notes. episode two is almost done and coming soon (by way of the tireless efforts of Anthony.) Thanks for listening and see you on the internette!
-kevin
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS... 